Mercedes Monday

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
08/03/2015 at 20:22 • Filed to: Mercedes Monday, Crossfire, Chrysler

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This post is for the haters.

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! RustedSprinter > Milky
08/03/2015 at 20:29

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CROSS FIRE!

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Thats a cracking motor man. Absolutely crackin’!


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Milky
08/03/2015 at 20:41

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Honestly how much do you enjoy driving it? It seems like a really beautiful design and cool car.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > RustedSprinter
08/03/2015 at 20:43

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Well the SRT(amg) motor is cracking. The base motor is adequately (read: miata/brz) fast.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > JR1
08/03/2015 at 20:56

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I feel good driving it and I go seek out twisties or tunnels at least once a week, if thats any indication of how much I enjoy it.

Though I do wish mine didn’t have a 140k miles on it and that I budgeted enough for the SRT.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Milky
08/03/2015 at 21:13

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From reviews it doesn't seem the fastest. But them seemed to like the handling.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > JR1
08/03/2015 at 22:02

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Wide/low profile tires, stiff suspension and a body that was “stiffer than a 911” …. I’d say its certainly not terrible.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Milky
08/03/2015 at 22:04

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I saw one recently with the “supercharged” badge off a new Audi..and it wasn’t even the SRT-6.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky
08/03/2015 at 22:12

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Anything I have left for a post like this would be repeating myself as a known hater of the misfire......Oh, sorry, meant “Cross”fire. No clue how i got messed up there. Oh wait, yes I do, it reminds me of:

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So rather than type out a paragraph about your busted-ass SLK, I’ll just sit here for a minute and make the following noise out loud with my mouth: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFTFTTFTTFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFTFTTFTTFFTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFTFTTFTTFTFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTbbbbbt.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to rotate my tires yet again because the ST is so damn awesome that you need to do it every 3,000 miles or you risk burning through a set of tires in like 10k miles because it’s just so fucking awesome........HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY ECOBOOST?!?!?!?!?!?!

(note to newbs - milky and I go back. This comment is sarcastic/taking some wind out of his sails. He’ll take his counter shot at me in response. We both grew up in detroit, drifting cars into curbs.........difference is my old monte carlo was a GM product and actually survived while his toyota didn’t! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Milky
08/03/2015 at 22:21

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Yeah a neighbor used to have one in yellow and was a convertible. When the spoiler came out of the rear I thought it was magic


Kinja'd!!! Milky > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/03/2015 at 22:48

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Yea Im not sure about the demographic of Crossfire drivers. Seems very varied on the forum. Old guys, bros, people that put MB logos everywhere, drag racers, its all there.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > JR1
08/03/2015 at 22:49

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I still feel cool seeing it go up in the rear view mirror everyday if I’m honest. Its a little thing, but I like it.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Milky
08/03/2015 at 22:50

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I think I already told you this, but if not, there’s one I see around town with “US BENZ” as the plate, and “powered by AMG” stickers in the windows.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/03/2015 at 23:07

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The SC side jab had me lol-ing. But rotating tires is for plebs that don’t have staggered/directional wheels.

Also I should clarify I grew up in west Michigan and moved to Detroit for college. I am moving back to the D in a month though, so I’ll be gangster again soon.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/03/2015 at 23:20

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Like it get it, I wanted to get this engine cover for a minute:

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But at least thats under the hood, what happened to subtlety in this world?

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